November 14, 2005
one hundred and one

so this is my one hundred and oneth post.

whoop-eh-dee-doo!


so far one hundred and oneth is unimpressive. truthfully, it pretty much sucks.

partially because i have some photographic evidence of my ever-increasing insanity, but cannot upload it because this laptop is CRAP!





(mike myers does not endorse my computer as CRAP, but that's only because he does not know my computer. or me. which really, he totally should. so mike myers... hi! call me! )

last night Boy and i were cruising the internets looking for a cheap mail-order bride (we still need someone to dogsit) when we came across this ad on craigslist, which i think would totally be a good way for me to make some money. after all, i'm used to this sort of thing.

i especially like the part where they appeal to my logical side.
and you know, i do believe they're right.
i *will* look beautiful next to a corpse.
i'm gonna go get me one right now.


so i totally checked out the site, because, well, why wouldn't i? and not only do they have an interview with belladonna, (you know, the porn star who was on primetime live with diane sawyer and she was all crying because she felt awful for being a pornstar, but apparently was really truly crying because she felt awful about not being a BIG ENOUGH porn star) but also a photospread.

anonymous coworker, this one's for you.

sexy.
dead sexy.


i like his shorts.



15 Comments:

Blogger Frog said...

First we had 'dead can dance'.
Now 'dead can swim'.
Cruel world

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPP!!!! Actually, it's not crap. Its interesting reading, and it makes me seem sane by comparison. But ONLY b/c I have to blog from work...
"teqfyjdg" - almost spelled tequila. Right?

Blogger babyjewels said...

I think my husband has those shorts. I hope its not a sign.

I remember the belladonna interview. It was stomache turning.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

You would be crazy not to answer that CL ad.

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

Every time I try to get out of the necrophilia game, you keep pullin' me right back in!

Thanks, Kendra.

Blogger miss kendra said...

pshaw!

we both know you're not trying to get out.

as for the rest of you, stop denying the sex appeal.

between the fat bastard and the dead guy, you're all turned on right now.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

How did you know about my fat bastard dead guy Danny Bonaduce thing?

Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Ok, that last image is just ... oh, geez ... you're fucking sick.

SICK!

*cough*stalker*cough*

Blogger Calzone said...

You are fucking crazy. I miss you

Blogger Monkey said...

I do love the "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!" Years ago it was my start up sound on the computer. And I do mean years... maybe 12 years ago?

The corpse swim is disturbing and titillating. I'm going to wash my mind out with soap.

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

you know, for years i thought the ax-murder kid's name was heath. uhm, no...head. he's saying head. sputnik... best mis-hear evah! *snort*

also? that interview with diane creeped me the hell out. when her religious mama comes to hollywood to be her manager? dayum.

Blogger Moe said...

That is seriously f'ed-up.

I don't think its good for mummified corpses to get them wet (making assumptions here though). I also think that posing with a corpse would make me look fat.

Blogger Libby said...

Oh sweet Jesus. I feel left out (for not seeing the Belladonna interview) and creeped right the f*ck out ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

Thanks Kendra...only you, sweetheart. :)

Blogger Bonanza JellyBean said...

Good Lord, I love the internet. It really knows how to speak the the demented freak in us.

Blogger Sarah Smile said...

You know, I actually had to go that site, to make sure you weren't kidding.

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