November 25, 2005
in spanish i'm a whore

i am very very busy making crap so you must be placated with this bizarre list of search terms that have brought people to me. it's scary.

"loud pants"

"coworker leaving me poem"

"screw you guys"

"kate moss rooster"

"naked picture blogs" ( i was number 11! go me!)

and this morning, on msn search espana, i was number six (that's seises, for my new reader!) for "naked whore."

i'm thinking i should reevaluate my marketing plan.

since that wasn't very substantial, let me leave you with a picture. a very satisfying picture.

a very not naked, not roostery, not loud pantsy, not whorey picture.

i hope you like it anyway. i did.

mmmmmm. i will be eating this till christmas.


someone is watching me eat.
and also watching "anastasia."
(shhh... it's Boy. he liked titanic too.)




POSTSCRIPT: i have just learned that pat morita died yesterday. for those of you who know how truly insane i actually am, you know i had a close and personal relationship with him, in my mind. i will miss him VERY much. i thought we had atleast another ten years of time together. i heart you, miyagi. rest well.



14 Comments:

Blogger CommonWombat said...

RIP Mr. Miyagi...

And to completely change the subject, my favorite search string so far that brought someone to my site was "man fit in hotel room and make sex at picture."

Huh?

Blogger babyjewels said...

I just read about Pat M.

I never get any good search stuff. All colonblow and baby jewelry. Yawn. You get all the good stuff. You and your super fabulous dog. Damn you. Your food looks yummy too.

Blogger Calzone said...

baby, you drive me wild

Blogger Libby said...

TB got all sad and melancholy when he heard Miyagi had gone to the big karate studio in the sky - and then he admitted he ad never seen any of the Karate Kid movies.

Weirdos.

Lucky you though, to have such a great looking Thanksgiving :) I spent mine trying to avoid a scary looking green salad (made and forced upon me by my boyfriend's future-sister-in-law) by eating an entire dish of cornflake covered potatoes. I may explode soon.

Send Tums. :)

Blogger Southernspeak4 said...

I just heard that about 10 minutes ago, very sad...wax on, wax off, Mr. Miyagi.

Btw, I search for Christmas porn, that's how I found your site.;)

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Those brussel sprouts in the middle of all that delicious turkey day food look incredible. I freaking love brussel sprouts.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

I'm convinced that if you bore a small hole into a brussels sprout, and then hold the sprout to your eye and peer into the hole, you will see the devil staring back. And laughing.

Such is my hatred and distrust of the brussels sprout.

Blogger captain_howdy_girl said...

thats a lot of food for someone so tiny, hope you gave that cute little doggy a treat

Blogger Lulu said...

Canned cranberry sauce is a weakness of mine (referring to T-Day plate.) If it doesn't have ridges from the can, it's not real cranberry sauce. Or condensed jello.

Anonymous synaesthetica said...

Oh Miss Kendra, I too have (had) a Pickles (mine was a single Pickle). She died last winter at the superannuated age of 16, but I miss her huge personality every day. And I too am from New England. But I'm still there. Or rather in Philadelphia, which qualifies as New England to some. Crispness has hit and it's great.

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

Brussel sprouts are Nature's poison. Gross!

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Brussel Sprouts. Yummy. Pickles. Yummy. Looks like someone had a fantabulous T-day. Yay for you!

Blogger Monkey said...

I got here the first time using Kate Moss Rooster. I was looking for a skinny cock.

Blogger ~drew emborsky~ said...

Of course now that you've made that list on your blog you will get even more hits from similar searches! Very clever missy!!

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