despite my deep seated belief that i have developed super powers, as evidenced by my sudden and extraordinary ability to stripe (i'm a striping savant):
i can't promise i didn't enchant them to get y'all to do my evil bidding.
and the incredibly impressive beginnings of a hat (i said impressive...
so be impressed, dammit!)
and size seven needles! your skills have progressed exponentially, grasshopper.
alas, it is coming to my attention that i may not be ready to be a superhero, because my nemesis is way more powerful than i.
far beyond you skill level--
and you are now faced with the terrifying
i'm yarn! and i'm eeeeevil!
and here it is.
the project, which is supposed to measure eight inches long, has miraculously grown. i have the right number of stitches (i'm pretty sure anyway) and my gauge is right (i'm pretty sure anyway), so now i just need to wait for stitch n' bitch to get some backup. because that yarn must pay.
the yarn will pay.