anyway, some jerk asks if the sheep has wool, and the poor sheep is terrified, as is evident in his blood curdling screams of "yes sir."
anyway... and then he has one for the master? that sounds like slavery to me. and it says right in the title that the sheep is black. i was outraged. so i'm hereby officially starting f.o.m.s., friends of minority sheep, a group heartily endorsed by His Noodleyness because they have the same initials (and also because it's a righteous cause, duh), in the hopes that this kind of tragedy never happens or is immortalized in song again. i say officially only because apparently i started this group twenty years ago.
this sheep is totally jewish. we are a minority together.
tomorrow will be better, i promise. i ran out of time today.