i'm much to busy being celebratory right now, and you know, skinning little children to sacrifice to the dark lord, but i thought i'd show you a little bit of what's happening here at my work.
i used to live in salem, where halloween is kind of a big deal. this has left me jaded and bitter when it comes to halloween elsewhere, though i hear the west hollywood parades get pretty riotous. i am sorely disappointed that i missed saturday's drag race and pageant.
of course it being a middle/high school, there were the usual kinds of costumes, slutty pirates, slutty fairies, slutty sluts. but then there was some unusual fare, like the group of girls dressed as ostrich farmers, as demonstrated on google images by this guy:
or the girls wearing leather dresses and bloody handprints. i think they were vampires? then there were some bowling pins, a violet beauregarde, bjork (swan dress! she wore a swan dress!) and a spectacular angel of death:
and assorted faculty and staff, dressed to impress (men in schoolgirl uniforms? check.) might i present a few personal favorites:
snow white, sleeping beauty, belle, and cinderella
i look a little weird in that picture, but i will sacrifice some vanity to bring y'all into my life.
just as long as you keep in mind that if i had photoshop on this p.o.s. computer here at work, you better believe i'd be blurring, cropping and retouching big piles (HUGE piles) of vanity right back in there.
we also had a marvelous villain:
but i won't tell if you don't.
and i have a sneaking suspicion that somewhere along the line that rat bastard walt disney sold a few vials of my dna...
but i'm totally the prettiest of them all.