i wear hooker makeup because i like it! this pink eyeshadow makes me look strung out, which is totally sexy!
i have lots of piercings and tattoos and make no effort to conceal them from the impressionable young girls here at school! the tattoos? got one when i was your age. the piercings? if only you knew! of course it didn't hurt! of course i didn't have my parents' permission! of course i will go in the bathroom and show you how to decorate your own body parts with safety pins and bics!
i pee my pants and write about it on the internet!
i say completely inappropriate things to anyone and everyone! i told my boss (who is a proper lady) that my favorite food is like crack! crack!
all that and i cannot fucking control my goddam sailor mouth!
p.s. i'm not wearing underwear!