i am a writer, crafter, and professional burlesque dancer. i like pineapples. i have two jewish cats.
also i smell like cookies and i will use this to my advantage when i take over the world.
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happy birthday and bottoms up.
Happy Birthday, and what Karen said in more contexts than she meant it.
Happy Birthday Miss Kendra.Paint it red.
Happy Birthday! I hope it's wonderful. And yay for gift cards.
One egg, tabasco, ounce of milk, ounce of vodka. See you in the morning, sunshine.
*patiently waiting for the hangover to clear*
hope you had a great day!
and a happy one to you!
Happy birthday and shit..I hope you ger doueched with presents
"They say it's your birthday....nananananana....Happy Birthday to you"...I forgot the rest of the words...
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