PLEASE MAKE THE ANTS GO AWAY.
i cannot deal with their tiny little legs crawling all over my furniture and food and probably my face at night while i'm sleeping.
new mantra. tomorrow will be better.
i am a writer, crafter, and professional burlesque dancer. i like pineapples. i have two jewish cats. also i smell like cookies and i will use this to my advantage when i take over the world.